Dancing

Some music was playing and Daddy was doing a silly dance. Alec paused to watch then said "Don't dance Daddy, I do the dancing."

Age: 3y11m

Breakfast choices

Mummy was making Alec's breakfast. He wanted a peanut butter sandwich.
Mummy: Would you like a kiwi fruit with it?
Alec: No thanks, I've tried it before. It doesn't taste good.
Mummy: Oh, doesn't it?
Alec: No, it tastes like hair.

How much does it hurt?

Alec: It hurts a lot when you break your arm.
Daddy: Yes, it does. You'll have to talk to Great-Grandpa about how much it hurts next time you see him.
Alec: Yes. It hurts about 5 kilos.

Age: 3y 11m

Mummy knows...

AJ to Mummy: God told me that you know everything!
Mummy: That wasn't God.

Age: 3y 11m